Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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