Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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