sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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