**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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