what day is it and did you see me today?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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