Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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