Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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