I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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