I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake