Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.