How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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