Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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