Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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