Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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