Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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