You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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