so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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