i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
