let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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