Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
