He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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