Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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