glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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