omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm sobbing to NWA
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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