You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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