you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
