Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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