Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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