69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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