? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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