question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
