Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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