is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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