She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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