I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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