Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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