He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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