Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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