I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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