well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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