She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I am available for nakedness
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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