Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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