i was born a porn star she said
either way he was missing a nipple.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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