haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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