i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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