We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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