p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.