so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.