i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Have you been drinking my beer?
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?