i don't like sucking hair
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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