i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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