PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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