So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
be right there i have to get my cape
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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