Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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