Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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