White coat. Heels.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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