They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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Dicks are not precious.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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