I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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