Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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