Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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