member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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